My sister showed me her ass, so I twisted it on my dick

I have a hard-on for you... and that would be all right, but you're my sister

I licked her, but she won't move her legs - okay, I'll put it on her

Son, are you stupid? I can't get laid, but you've got a big dick. Fuck it already

Oh, honey, I'm cumming in my friend again - help me, help me out

I'm sitting here and you're jerking off? You can't come without a brother's dick anyway

Friend girl, we just wanted to fuck in front of you, will you check out the fuck?

I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

Son, I didn't knock on your door, and I'm not coming out of here without a creampie

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

Oh, are we still doing sports? That feels good, I just came

Ouch, that wasn't our agreement! You stuck me in without asking, and in the ass, too!

You're fucking wet, if I fuck you now, you'll come, I tell you!

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I'm lucky to have a brother, because my ex has such a small penis

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

The secretary's tits are fucking great, but I hired her for throat blow jobs

It's embarrassing to blackmail my sister, but how else can I get her to have sex?

He was so hard to cry with his dick, he fucked me even harder

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

He said it didn't hurt in the ass - and now I can't sit up for a week

That's what happens when you stop a gamer from winning - call him names and fuck him